E: I have an ocean at my house, and there is a dolphin in there.
Me: You mean the bathtub?
E: No, it’s just my ocean. Now all the ocean going down the hole. (when I drain the tub) I not going down the hole though. ( 1/22/11)
He calls chicken nuggets “chicken magnets” (We just realized yesterday that he got that from a song Matthew and I like called "Chick Magnet", because we were listening to it in the car) Now we have to sing it "chicken magnet".
Shut all these craps “cracks” in the blanket over his head
“stamp up” for stand up
I can’t close my eyes (to pray) I too small (april 19 2011)
When I wear my goggles, I going to be invisible, and swim and swim everywhere, and no ducks or sharks can catch me. (4-19-2011)
Funny places I have found Ethan urinating:
Into a bucket in the tub
On the side of the tub, naked, standing on the edge
Around the corner, on the neighbors plants
Outside our apartment while I was doing laundry
Into the back of a toy dump truck
Place we have caught him before he got his pants all the way down:
At the top of playground equipment, off the side
Going down the steps from our car into our apartment
"I just want that toy (in a magazine) I going to get that for Christmas, but I can’t. It is just trapped in there forever." (in the picture). (5-4-2011)
"Okay Nick-o, (in a sing-song voice) you are just trapped in your crib, you can’t get out. Good night, we love you." (5-6-11)
E: My shirt is wet
Me: What happened, did you have an accident?
E: No, it just got wet when I was eating….with my TEETH!! *chomp chomp chomp* (then he chased me around the house, biting at me) (5-9-2011)
All I can say about this was that he was really tired, and I think I was too, because I couldn't stop laughing, and that continued to encourage his crazy dancing.

6 comments:
THAT IS HILLARIOUS! I am laughing so hard. I luv that kid. We need to have Ethan over for a playdate.
I love you guys!! We miss you!!
I loved the thing about the toy being stuck in the page, so funny!
that has to be about the cutest bunny I have ever seen.
LOL!!!! I don't normally use the term LOL in vain...unless I am LOL!!! That is so cute!
How funny! It all made me laugh-the urinating stories, the quotes from Ethan. I can just see him chasing you around the apartment, chomping his teeth. Ha!
We were just looking at this post again and Kylie said that "Ethan looks so cute"
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